royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

best-of-funny:

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

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flynortheast replied to your post: Get yelled at about mowing the lawn because Ive…

I know exactly how that feels. *hugs tightly* Im sorry.

It didn’t take long to do fortunately. *hugs*

londonprophecy:

heartof-lion:

*ANGRILY WHIPS THE WHIPPED CREAM*

 #is that jealousy i detect in those spoon movements #oooh i think it is oooh 

 

Ain’t no other serial killer allowed to make moves on Will, or they may find themselves being made into a 3 course meal very soon

“You are my patient… not my friend.”

Hannibal | Fromage

lacarpa:

 Game Of Thrones Illustrations

by

I Am Coyfish

on Tumblr

the-wardens-vermin:

Disney had to shit on their best princess somehow… they just couldn’t leave her as the strong woman she was.

Fucktards

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

ectoproctologist:

Father forgive me for I have sinned.

vixichi:

laperspective:

I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…

I don’t know where I’m going,
But I don’t think I’m coming home.

longdivisionnnn:

BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.