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bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

ok Charles bukowski

realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

krakenqueen:

countrygirltothemaxx:

I just think every driver should read this.

Too many people are oblivious to these facts, mainly because they’ve never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

justanothercinemaniac:

Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.

iguanamouth:

he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that