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Text Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 1,438 notes

The tirvia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

daunt:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities-

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

steeeeeeve;;;;

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Link Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 2,225 notes

Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION.

linzeestyle:

rdjheaven:

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.

It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.

Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.


The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.

written by flatbear

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Video Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 176 notes

nev3rmoore:

Steve says fuck umbrellas. 

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Audio PostSun, May. 27, 2012 13,660 notes

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Title: Go the F--k to Sleep Artist: Samuel L. Jackson 28,817 plays

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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Video Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 67,800 notes
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

mass-destruction:

shisue:

broken-still-doll:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

IT’S BACK

what the fuck

IT’S BACK

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Photo Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 1,618 notes

crimson-sun:

Not again not again not again…

crimson-sun:

Not again not again not again…

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Photo Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 1,710 notes


You ever try Shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t what it is, but I want to try it.

You ever try Shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t what it is, but I want to try it.

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Video Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 2,435 notes

amygloriouspond:

Moffat: *laughs* That’s Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who, giving me an award. That is absolutely brilliant! That’s all I really need to say.

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Photo Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 22,736 notes

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

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Photo Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 121 notes

hotpepperpotts:

Tony…

hotpepperpotts:

Tony…

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Quote Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 2,765 notes

“He loves it. He first showed this stuff to me last year. Somebody told him about this thing called tumblr. We didn’t know what the hell Tumblr was, but someone said, “You should look on this,” so we did, and one day, he just said to me, “You’ve got to see this because there are people putting my body on, like, the heads of cats!” And I said ok, and then he said “And Ben’s like a cat, and I’m like a hedgehog, and they’re comparing me to hedgehogs, and it’s quite cute!” And we would just sit there, laughing.”


Amanda Abbington, on Martin Freeman’s reaction to Tumblr

Baker Street Babes Podcast, 27/05/2012

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Text Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 2 notes

I went to see The Avengers again.

I watched Agent Coulson die again.

WHY MARVEL.

WHY DID YOU KILL HIM.






Text Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 2,948 notes

Well you know what Benedict. You don’t need this Bafta. Because you have multiple and unending jobs, you’re on the road to worldwide stardom and I can guarantee that before long you’ll be an Oscar Nominee. Also, you’ve got us. The fans. We all love you so so much and we’re all giving you our own fandom special Bafta right now which means so much more.

cumberbuddy:

inheritanceofgeek:


HERE, HERE.

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Text Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 939 notes

mycroft:

LET’S GIVE BEN AN OSCAR SO HE’LL STAY IN AMERICA FOREVER

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Photo Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 6,196 notes

pernillo:

wholockappreciationblog:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF DERP JUST HAPPENED!?

pernillo:

wholockappreciationblog:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF DERP JUST HAPPENED!?

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